Anarchism or your money back

Some great anarchist humour at Twitter’s #anarchistfacts. Here are some:

Anarchists have an antistate instead of a prostate gland.

Kropotkin, was the anarchist formerly known as Prince.

anarchists only use lower case type as they are opposed to capitalism

In 1973, a meeting organised by an anarchist group in a terraced house in didsbury was attended by an incredible 7 people.

The SWP knows more about anarchists than anarchists know about themselves.

If you don’t get why anarchists prefer herbal tea then you’re probably not an anarchist.

The anarchist/Marxist split began when Bakunin claimed to Marx he had a better beard.

Anarchists don’t like #anarchistfacts as they believe facts to be bourgeois.

Anarchists can warp twitter’s space-time continuum by proofreading tweets.

Anarchists, while experimenting with honey and puff pastry to conceal their identity, accidentally invented baklava.

The Lithuanian word for “anarchist” means “cake-fork” in Latvian.

Anarchists are secretely constructing an A line to subvert the underground map for the circle line.

They often have beards.

Anarchists propose ‘Look like a normal person day’ on day of Royal Wedding, how will police solve this one?

At “anarchist school” pupils are taught how to wire up a dubstep sound system to a bicycle.

Anarchists don’t wear masks. That is what their faces look like. Sometimes they wear human masks as a disguise.

The only rank higher than Captain Anarchy is Professor Chaos.

A “Black Bloc” is not an organisation. It is a demon which possesses a mass of black-clad teens to scare little children.

[Cross-posted at ANT]