Some great anarchist humour at Twitter’s #anarchistfacts. Here are some:
Anarchists have an antistate instead of a prostate gland.
Kropotkin, was the anarchist formerly known as Prince.
anarchists only use lower case type as they are opposed to capitalism
In 1973, a meeting organised by an anarchist group in a terraced house in didsbury was attended by an incredible 7 people.
The SWP knows more about anarchists than anarchists know about themselves.
If you don’t get why anarchists prefer herbal tea then you’re probably not an anarchist.
The anarchist/Marxist split began when Bakunin claimed to Marx he had a better beard.
Anarchists don’t like #anarchistfacts as they believe facts to be bourgeois.
Anarchists can warp twitter’s space-time continuum by proofreading tweets.
Anarchists, while experimenting with honey and puff pastry to conceal their identity, accidentally invented baklava.
The Lithuanian word for “anarchist” means “cake-fork” in Latvian.
Anarchists are secretely constructing an A line to subvert the underground map for the circle line.
They often have beards.
Anarchists propose ‘Look like a normal person day’ on day of Royal Wedding, how will police solve this one?
At “anarchist school” pupils are taught how to wire up a dubstep sound system to a bicycle.
Anarchists don’t wear masks. That is what their faces look like. Sometimes they wear human masks as a disguise.
The only rank higher than Captain Anarchy is Professor Chaos.
A “Black Bloc” is not an organisation. It is a demon which possesses a mass of black-clad teens to scare little children.
[Cross-posted at ANT]